Christmas Throwdown

by Digital Hotdogs

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Mashed potatoes Sweet rolls Get a piece of turkey Hiding the shadows Last Christmas This Christmas Next Christmas It’s all the same Drink another beerv Watch a bit of football Talk about the weather Waste of my time Last Christmas This Christmas Next Christmas It’s all the same Exchanging gifts Mistletoe dangles Spread a cup of cheer Nobody loves you Last Christmas This Christmas Next Christmas It’s all the same
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Another day another dose I do what I like most Trippin balls Chief Pall Malls In public bathroom stalls Dosing strangers Lude behavior Pissing in mangers Getting in dangers Think I'm on the naughty list Cause I'm in a cult Cause it's yo ho ho down the chimney Santa Clause is coming to get me Well I guess I'm on the naughty list Cause Santa Clause is fucking pissed I saw him on the NBC Making wild threats at me He said he'd rip my ass in two And I don't know what I should do So I've been hiding in my house since 1992 Cause it's yo ho ho down the chimney Santa Clause is coming to get me Burned my eyes out late at night Went to the store to get some Sprite Moon shining high up above me With squad cars at my house That fucker burned it down The mystery box was a bit of plastique Cause it's yo ho ho down the chimney Santa Clause is coming to get me Taking gnarly shits While my wife's getting lit I can't say I was good But I never understood Why buying beer for kids Is a knack we forbid And why the cops gotta stop my backyard wrestling league Cause it's yo ho ho down the chimney Santa Clause is coming to get me I missed my wife's birthday To go to Bass Pro Shop The finest fishing pole instead of new earrings Put it on credit and then shred the bill Middle finger to the coal underneath my tree Cause it's yo ho ho down the chimney Santa Clause is coming to get me Y'know I board up my door And I sleep on the floor Cause he's coming tonight But I'm ready to fight I got the mines in the ground And there's guns all around But that fat fucker still found my chimney somehow ... Well, looks like the the boys are up to their old tricks again - this time on Christmas day. Hope they can get out of this sticky pickle. Welp, see you in the new year. ... Good tunes.
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I bought some stuff for people I don't like I bought some clothes, a vacuum, and a bike It's the best time of the year A Charlie Brown Christmas on TV All my aunts and uncles stare at me It's the best time of the year The weather's really shitty and my hands are really cold The Christmas tree from last year is starting to grow mold It's the best time of the year
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3 days of whisky and 3 days of wine 3 days of finding new ways to waste time 3 days of constantly walking the line Between feeling real angry and feeling real fine What’s that you said I didn’t hear Every time you’re down It’s a brand new year 3 days of whisky and 3 days of wine 3 days of rolling around in the slime 3 days of uninterruptible sine Burrowing deeper into my mind Is that common now Don’t they get it I need something else But I forget it 3 days of whisky and 3 days of wine 3 days of nothing but watching paint dry 3 days of wishing for some kind of sign That all of my life wouldn’t drop and unwind Was there something else On the track I’m still wondering If I’ll ever go back 3 days of whisky and 3 days of wine 3 days of walking and 3 days of flying 3 days that burn in the back of my mind Like 2 little babies that never stop crying
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Dear Santa its that time of the year Need a little boost of that holiday cheer Yeah I know that I mighta been naughty But I’m always hunting hotties when i’m hard on the bacardi I wanna throw one fly-ass party With hookers & blackjack & plenty of dope I want at least 1000 heads on my block And if you don’t come through then your ass’ll get choked Why Santa gotta front? Come on Santa Where you at I ain’t surprised he a flake like that Old guy who just fly getting high in his red suit Pitch another kid shitty kicks and some fruit loops Santa Claus trippin as hell Aint even on the corner rang-a-langin his bell What’s for me No presents underneath the tree Santa Clause aint hooked me up since I was fucking 3 Why Santa gotta front? Yo St.Nick What’s the reason For being a chump last holiday season I aint heard a word from you So what the hells a brother supposed to do I got my son Jose into college And now he’s dropping that crazy knowledge But then he told me Santa Clause aint real So you come kick his ass and we’re square on the deal Why Santa gotta front? Santa Clause is one big joke Won’t grant me my one last toke Wrote his ass a santy note Filled it with my dreams and hope Stuck for life with no parole Bitches won’t let me smoke a bowl all i want is one big blunt Why santa gotta front
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See how they treated me on Christmas Eve this year My wife hit me in the eye Handing me a beer I was twelve strong ales deep and was rolling up a spliff i thought that she’d be grateful for this very special gift but she was screaming bloody murder bout the honey roasted ham And all that I could think Was that I didn’t give a damn cause i took my 80 dollars and i blew it on a gram Now I’m pushing up my sleeves to wrestle with my brother No kisses from my sweet On Christmas Eve this year I smoked all the mistletoe Thinking it was pot Now I’m passed out on the floor With the in-laws at the door No kisses from my sweet On Christmas Eve this year See how they treated me on Christmas Eve this year The foreman laid me off And then kicked me in the rear Wiped his ass with my check And flung me out the door Just because I asked him For another 20 more All my boy asked for Christmas Was a book about a dog But I guess he’ll have to settle For a blackcat and a frog God only gave one gift this year Which sadly ain’t divorce And that’s a court date with the judge on January fourth No kisses from my sweet On Christmas Eve this year I smoked all the mistletoe Thinking it was pot Now I’m passed out on the floor With the in-laws at the door No kisses from my sweet On Christmas Eve this year Rich man took my job And rich man made me drink Rich man made me sleep When I got behind the wheel Rich man took my sense And rich man made me toke Rich man made me kick My daughter in the throat Rich man took my pride And rich man made me strip Rich man spread me wide And he didn’t leave a tip Rich man took my life away And made me live in fear Oh Rich man won’t you leave me be in the brand new year No kisses from my sweet On Christmas Eve this year I smoked all the mistletoe Thinking it was pot Now I’m passed out on the floor With the in-laws at the door No kisses from my sweet On Christmas Eve this year
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Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Don we now our gay apparel, Fa la la, la la la, la la la. Listen to my fucking carol, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Fu-
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Darlene Let’s mix it up tonight Alright Let’s do this right Darlene Let’s skip this town tonight Feels right On Christmas Night And I’m dreaming And I’m hoping I can have a little nod so I can feel alright And I’m wishing And I’m thinking bout Another peaceful evening In the snow Darlene Let’s hit the sky tonight Feels good Just hold on tight Darlene Let’s rob a guy tonight Feels right On Christmas Night And I’m drinking And I’m thinking That a lot of things I see can be compromised And when I look into your eyes I see a slice of cherry pie And then I’m gone Darlene Let’s cop some speed tonight Feels nice On my insides Darlene Let’s kill a cop tonight Feels right On Christmas Night And I’m talking And I’m stalking People walking in the park So I can say hello And I’m wheeling And I’m dealing Looking for a meal and Action on the side And I’m looking And I’m cooking Up a special little party For some friends I know And I’m wishing And I’m thinking bout Another peaceful evening In the snow
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Takeshi Kitano Akira DVD Chocolate Pocky Melon Ramune Perfume CDs Golgo 13 Rare kit-kats Gravure idol I am Sawa Meron I don't speak Japanese This is my Christmas list Midori Kimono Samurai Katana Delicious saké Spicy ramen Bomb America Bomb America Bomb America Bomb America I am Sawa Meron I really hate myself This is my Christmas list
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Ensalada de pollo navidad Mucho dinero Ensalada de pollo navidad ¿Quién crees que soy? Ensalada de pollo navidad
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I ascend Through the mist Gonna get my Brand new life Wanna check For I jet Cause I know It’s bout that time Where the sands Come alive Grasping hands On every aisle Walk outside No not I Looks to me Like suicide Corporate shills Cheapest thrills Catch the deal On aisle 9 Signs of the times Longer lines Waiting for Your chance to die Here they judge Captain grudge How the hell I spend my time What’s the beef With getting drunk By myself Least I don’t lie
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The snow's coming down I'm watching it fall Lots of people around Baby please come home The church bells in town All singing in song Full of happy sounds Baby please come home They're singing "Deck The Halls" But it's not like Christmas at all 'Cause I remember when you were here And all the fun we had last year Pretty lights on the tree I'm watching them shine You should be here with me Baby please come home They're singing "Deck The Halls" But it's not like Christmas at all 'Cause I remember when you were here And all the fun we had last year If there was a way I'd hold back this tear But it's Christmas day Please Please Please Please Baby please come home
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Oyster Stew 00:09
Christmas was hijacked by corporations that wanna sell you stuff Merry Christmas from Wood Chickens Materialism sucks
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We are just some poor young boys With no family And all we want for Christmas is sex under the tree We want Christmas sex Come have Christmas sex And join our family We are just some poor young boys No presents do we see But all we want for Christmas is sex under the tree We want Christmas sex Come have Christmas sex And join our family Who's that down there Making noise in the kitchen It's just Santa Claus suckin' on his chicken We want Christmas sex Come have Christmas sex And join our family
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I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll So I just got fucking drunk

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released December 25, 2015

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