Christmas Throwdown

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Get ready to get suplexed into the new year, because Santa is coming back with a vengeance. DGHD's Christmas Throwdown is a compilation album featuring X-mas themed tunes from some of the hottest bands the world's ever seen. Be sure to give it a listen before Santa finds out where you live.

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released December 25, 2015

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Track Name: DGHD Workstation Plus - Initiate Christmas
Initiate Christmas Throwdown
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Track Name: Psycho Derelicts - It's All the Same
Mashed potatoes
Sweet rolls
Get a piece of turkey
Hiding the shadows

Last Christmas
This Christmas
Next Christmas
It’s all the same

Drink another beerv
Watch a bit of football
Talk about the weather
Waste of my time

Last Christmas
This Christmas
Next Christmas
It’s all the same

Exchanging gifts
Mistletoe dangles
Spread a cup of cheer
Nobody loves you

Last Christmas
This Christmas
Next Christmas
It’s all the same
Track Name: Leche - Cum Get Mi Claus ft. Eric McCoy
Another day another dose
I do what I like most
Trippin balls
Chief Pall Malls
In public bathroom stalls
Dosing strangers
Lude behavior
Pissing in mangers
Getting in dangers
Think I'm on the naughty list
Cause I'm in a cult

Cause it's yo ho ho down the chimney
Santa Clause is coming to get me

Well I guess I'm on the naughty list
Cause Santa Clause is fucking pissed
I saw him on the NBC
Making wild threats at me
He said he'd rip my ass in two
And I don't know what I should do
So I've been hiding in my house since 1992

Cause it's yo ho ho down the chimney
Santa Clause is coming to get me

Burned my eyes out late at night
Went to the store to get some Sprite
Moon shining high up above me
With squad cars at my house
That fucker burned it down
The mystery box was a bit of plastique

Cause it's yo ho ho down the chimney
Santa Clause is coming to get me

Taking gnarly shits
While my wife's getting lit
I can't say I was good
But I never understood
Why buying beer for kids
Is a knack we forbid
And why the cops gotta stop my backyard wrestling league

Cause it's yo ho ho down the chimney
Santa Clause is coming to get me

I missed my wife's birthday
To go to Bass Pro Shop
The finest fishing pole instead of new earrings
Put it on credit and then shred the bill
Middle finger to the coal underneath my tree

Cause it's yo ho ho down the chimney
Santa Clause is coming to get me

Y'know I board up my door
And I sleep on the floor
Cause he's coming tonight
But I'm ready to fight
I got the mines in the ground
And there's guns all around
But that fat fucker still found my chimney somehow

...

Well, looks like the the boys are up to their old tricks again - this time on Christmas day. Hope they can get out of this sticky pickle. Welp, see you in the new year.

...

Good tunes.
Track Name: Wood Chickens - Best Time o' the Year
I bought some stuff for people I don't like
I bought some clothes, a vacuum, and a bike

It's the best time of the year

A Charlie Brown Christmas on TV
All my aunts and uncles stare at me

It's the best time of the year

The weather's really shitty and my hands are really cold
The Christmas tree from last year is starting to grow mold

It's the best time of the year
Track Name: Griff Greenlee & The Grinders - 3 Days of Whisky
3 days of whisky and 3 days of wine
3 days of finding new ways to waste time
3 days of constantly walking the line
Between feeling real angry and feeling real fine

What’s that you said
I didn’t hear
Every time you’re down
It’s a brand new year

3 days of whisky and 3 days of wine
3 days of rolling around in the slime
3 days of uninterruptible sine
Burrowing deeper into my mind

Is that common now
Don’t they get it
I need something else
But I forget it

3 days of whisky and 3 days of wine
3 days of nothing but watching paint dry
3 days of wishing for some kind of sign
That all of my life wouldn’t drop and unwind

Was there something else
On the track
I’m still wondering
If I’ll ever go back

3 days of whisky and 3 days of wine
3 days of walking and 3 days of flying
3 days that burn in the back of my mind
Like 2 little babies that never stop crying
Track Name: Local Roach ft. DJ Mayne - Why Santa Gotta Front?
Dear Santa its that time of the year
Need a little boost of that holiday cheer
Yeah I know that I mighta been naughty
But I’m always hunting hotties when i’m hard on the bacardi
I wanna throw one fly-ass party
With hookers & blackjack & plenty of dope
I want at least 1000 heads on my block
And if you don’t come through then your ass’ll get choked

Why Santa gotta front?

Come on Santa
Where you at
I ain’t surprised he a flake like that
Old guy who just fly getting high in his red suit
Pitch another kid shitty kicks and some fruit loops
Santa Claus trippin as hell
Aint even on the corner rang-a-langin his bell
What’s for me
No presents underneath the tree
Santa Clause aint hooked me up since I was fucking 3

Why Santa gotta front?

Yo St.Nick
What’s the reason
For being a chump last holiday season
I aint heard a word from you
So what the hells a brother supposed to do
I got my son Jose into college
And now he’s dropping that crazy knowledge
But then he told me Santa Clause aint real
So you come kick his ass and we’re square on the deal

Why Santa gotta front?

Santa Clause is one big joke
Won’t grant me my one last toke
Wrote his ass a santy note
Filled it with my dreams and hope
Stuck for life with no parole
Bitches won’t let me smoke a bowl
all i want is one big blunt
Why santa gotta front
Track Name: Leche - No Kisses From My Sweet
See how they treated me
on Christmas Eve this year
My wife hit me in the eye
Handing me a beer
I was twelve strong ales deep
and was rolling up a spliff
i thought that she’d be grateful
for this very special gift
but she was screaming bloody murder
bout the honey roasted ham
And all that I could think
Was that I didn’t give a damn
cause i took my 80 dollars
and i blew it on a gram
Now I’m pushing up my sleeves
to wrestle with my brother

No kisses from my sweet
On Christmas Eve this year
I smoked all the mistletoe
Thinking it was pot
Now I’m passed out on the floor
With the in-laws at the door
No kisses from my sweet
On Christmas Eve this year

See how they treated me
on Christmas Eve this year
The foreman laid me off
And then kicked me in the rear
Wiped his ass with my check
And flung me out the door
Just because I asked him
For another 20 more
All my boy asked for Christmas
Was a book about a dog
But I guess he’ll have to settle
For a blackcat and a frog
God only gave one gift this year
Which sadly ain’t divorce
And that’s a court date with the judge
on January fourth

No kisses from my sweet
On Christmas Eve this year
I smoked all the mistletoe
Thinking it was pot
Now I’m passed out on the floor
With the in-laws at the door
No kisses from my sweet
On Christmas Eve this year

Rich man took my job
And rich man made me drink
Rich man made me sleep
When I got behind the wheel
Rich man took my sense
And rich man made me toke
Rich man made me kick
My daughter in the throat
Rich man took my pride
And rich man made me strip
Rich man spread me wide
And he didn’t leave a tip
Rich man took my life away
And made me live in fear
Oh Rich man won’t you leave me be
in the brand new year

No kisses from my sweet
On Christmas Eve this year
I smoked all the mistletoe
Thinking it was pot
Now I’m passed out on the floor
With the in-laws at the door
No kisses from my sweet
On Christmas Eve this year
Track Name: Deck the Halls
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Listen to my fucking carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fu-
Track Name: Griff Greenlee & The Grinders - Christmas Night
Darlene
Let’s mix it up tonight
Alright
Let’s do this right

Darlene
Let’s skip this town tonight
Feels right
On Christmas Night

And I’m dreaming
And I’m hoping
I can have a little nod so
I can feel alright

And I’m wishing
And I’m thinking bout
Another peaceful evening
In the snow

Darlene
Let’s hit the sky tonight
Feels good
Just hold on tight

Darlene
Let’s rob a guy tonight
Feels right
On Christmas Night

And I’m drinking
And I’m thinking
That a lot of things
I see can be compromised

And when I look into your eyes
I see a slice of cherry pie
And then I’m gone

Darlene
Let’s cop some speed tonight
Feels nice
On my insides

Darlene
Let’s kill a cop tonight
Feels right
On Christmas Night

And I’m talking
And I’m stalking
People walking in the park
So I can say hello

And I’m wheeling
And I’m dealing
Looking for a meal and
Action on the side

And I’m looking
And I’m cooking
Up a special little party
For some friends I know

And I’m wishing
And I’m thinking bout
Another peaceful evening
In the snow
Track Name: Sawa Meron - クリスマス・リスト
Takeshi Kitano
Akira DVD
Chocolate Pocky
Melon Ramune
Perfume CDs
Golgo 13
Rare kit-kats
Gravure idol

I am Sawa Meron
I don't speak Japanese
This is my Christmas list

Midori Kimono
Samurai Katana
Delicious saké
Spicy ramen
Bomb America
Bomb America
Bomb America
Bomb America

I am Sawa Meron
I really hate myself
This is my Christmas list
Track Name: Wood Chickens - Ensalada de Pollo Navidad
Ensalada de pollo navidad

Mucho dinero
Ensalada de pollo navidad

¿Quién crees que soy?
Ensalada de pollo navidad
Track Name: Dirt Cheap - Quality Deals
I ascend
Through the mist
Gonna get my
Brand new life

Wanna check
For I jet
Cause I know
It’s bout that time

Where the sands
Come alive
Grasping hands
On every aisle

Walk outside
No not I
Looks to me
Like suicide


Corporate shills
Cheapest thrills
Catch the deal
On aisle 9

Signs of the times
Longer lines
Waiting for
Your chance to die

Here they judge
Captain grudge
How the hell
I spend my time

What’s the beef
With getting drunk
By myself
Least I don’t lie
Track Name: The Hotdog Vendors - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
The snow's coming down
I'm watching it fall
Lots of people around
Baby please come home

The church bells in town
All singing in song
Full of happy sounds
Baby please come home

They're singing "Deck The Halls"
But it's not like Christmas at all
'Cause I remember when you were here
And all the fun we had last year

Pretty lights on the tree
I'm watching them shine
You should be here with me
Baby please come home

They're singing "Deck The Halls"
But it's not like Christmas at all
'Cause I remember when you were here
And all the fun we had last year

If there was a way
I'd hold back this tear
But it's Christmas day

Please
Please
Please
Please
Baby please come home
Track Name: Wood Chickens - Oyster Stew
Christmas was hijacked by corporations that wanna sell you stuff
Merry Christmas from Wood Chickens
Materialism sucks
Track Name: Hard Dads - Under the Tree
We are just some poor young boys
With no family
And all we want for Christmas is sex under the tree

We want Christmas sex
Come have Christmas sex
And join our family

We are just some poor young boys
No presents do we see
But all we want for Christmas is sex under the tree

We want Christmas sex
Come have Christmas sex
And join our family

Who's that down there
Making noise in the kitchen
It's just Santa Claus suckin' on his chicken

We want Christmas sex
Come have Christmas sex
And join our family
Track Name: The Reverend Schlitz & the Inglorious Dastardly Drunken Tabernacle Choir - Nothing for Christmas
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk

I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was drugs
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was sex
I didn't get what I want for Christmas which was rock and roll
So I just got fucking drunk