Pagan Moon

by Leche / Borzoi

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“Best thing to come out of Austin this year so far”
– Steve Pike

“At best I can say that the split did grow on me after a couple listens. At worst it’s something new on the merch table for the coming tour and hell… better to record and release than to have never recorded at all.”
– Brian Audette of OVRLD

Leche / Borzoi's Tour Dates:

6/22 - ATX // BEERLAND w/ Vampyre and Super Thief
6/23 - DALLAS, TX // SPINSTER RECORDS w/ Thin Skin and Avery Boner & the Blonde Dicks
6/24 - MEMPHIS, TN // MURPHY'S w/ Faux Killers and Data Drums
6/25 - LOUISVILLE // QUIZNOS PARKING LOT w/ Dog Surgery and Colon Cleanze
6/26 - MONTCLAIR, NJ // MEATLOCKER w/ Dog Date and PA Angelo
6/27 - TRENTON, NJ // MILLHILL BASEMENT w/ Spowder, Glazer, and TBA
6/28 - PHILADELPHIA, PA // KUNG FU NECKTIE w/ Throbbing Chakra and BLEEDERS
6/29 - BALTIMORE, MD // JOE SQUARED PIZZA w/ Canker Blossom and Auxiliary Mammals
6/30 - SOMERVILLE, MA // PA'S LOUNGE w/ Summer Beard and Birds of Spray
7/1 - MANHATTAN, NY // CAKE SHOP w/ Darkwing and SUPER FM
7/2 - BROOKLYN, NY // SHEA STADIUM w/ Bees and Beth Israel
7/3 - NASHVILLE, TN // DRKMTTR w/ Negra!
7/4 - ATX // CHEER UP CHARLIE'S w/ Night Court and Popper Burns

Professionally Mixed by Mix Meister Max


released June 15, 2016



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Track Name: Leche - Carl's Bangin' Snake Juice
Federale gumshoe out on the town
Sniffing out crooked shit that's going down
But Carl's banging snake juice way underground

Please Mr. Preacher won't you save our sauce
Carl's banging snake juice don't break no laws
So the preacher man rallied the klan to his cause

Storming through the fields in the pale moonlight
Pitchforks gleaming and their ready to fight
You can see the demon by the red in his eyes

Federale man crawling round in the straw
Federale man takes a boot to the jaw
No trial no jury just turn him to slaw

Delicate taste of the swamp water slime
Invigorate your body and soothe your mind

A yank don't know a hillbilly's juice
And how much a southerner's willing to lose
When a fancy pants comes down to steal his booze

But Carl spiked the punch with asbestos and lye
And caused half the townsfolk to curl up and die
But some of the residents are still alive

Susabelle's leg got hooked like a Jake
Jedidiah's leg got hooked like a Jake
Danny boy's leg got hooked like a Jake

Old Mr. Tucky got hooked like a Jake
Brother Bill's leg got hooked like a Jake
Everyone in town got bit by the snake

Delicate taste of the swamp water slime
Invigorate your body and soothe your mind
Carl's banging snake juice give it a try
Now with an extra hint of ginger and lye
Only drink a cup or you're legally blind
Track Name: Borzoi - Yeti
Incorrect password try it again
Terry is a no-show try another friend
Message won't deliver when you press send
Is this not the end, tell me is this is this not the end?
Is this not the end, is this is this not the end?

Sleeping sitting upright, dreaming straight ahead
Living in the terminal this seat is now your bed
Battery is critical phone is almost dead
Now you're all alone with this existential dread
Is this is not the end, is this is this not the end?

You're shaken awake by a stern looking man
Ya gotta leave now and no you cannot use the can
He's got his own problems he hopes you understand
Now you're all alone, tell me what's the fucking plan?
Is this is this not the end, is this is this not the end?
Track Name: Leche - No Snow No Show
83 was my fucking jam
Cause Reagan was my fucking man
At least he had a fucking plan
Staying true to our fucking brand
These kids today don't know what's good
The only thing they burn is wood
But rock and roll will never die
Cause I won't play until I'm high

No snow no show
If you ain't got the snow
Then you ain't got a show

Off the plane I'm hella smashed
I'm only here to make some cash
Next time I see your camera flash
I'm hopping down to kick you ass
You think it can't get any worse
I'll walk off during a fucking verse
Last time I stayed they called a hearse
Cause I threw up in my woman's purse

No snow no show
If you ain't got the snow
Then you ain't got a show

Keep Britain white is what I said
But it's not what I meant when I said
I was in the bathroom getting head
Give me the white before I'm dead
Folks round here can't take a joke
Guess my tour's gone up in smoke
You'd think these lilies'd fucking know
No snow no show

No snow no show
If you ain't got the snow
Then you ain't got a show
Track Name: Borzoi - Nice

You look so nice

You look so nice

Walking down the Walmart Aisle

You look so nice

You’re buying that dish soap

It’s pomegranate scented

It smells so nice

Smells so nice

Your dishes smell so nice
(Holy shit)

I bet they smell so nice
(You’re fucking amazing)

Now won’t you take me home

Put me in your pantry babe
(What kind of wine do you have?)

And I would be so nice
(So nice)

Be so nice

You’re so nice
Track Name: Leche - Stop Resisting
I jay walk out near sixth street
County 5 0 just sees a slab of meat
They hold me down to tenderize
Beating my ass until the fucking sunrise

Stop resisting

I know cops gotta job to do
But they shouldn't beat my balls black and blue
I guess the old protect and serve
Means bloodying my ass out on the curb

Stop resisting
Track Name: Borzoi - Fire Sermon
When you go down to the river
Bring a bible and some rope
One will help you find a savior
The others for when you've lost all hope

I have heard the fire sermons
I have felt forgotten fears
I've seen pudgy men on pulpits
Complain about Islam and queers
And the only thing I ever learned
Was how to turn on repentant tears
When you feel that flock turn on you
After tithing away your years

Yeah you feel it
growin' bigger deep inside
You might reach it
But it'll sure take some astro glide

They still ask me if I'm coming
To service on christmas morn
To congregate with my fellow fish
To get myself reborn
And as I look into that face I loved
My past and present torn
I spit into that blind faith's eye
Till Gabriel blows his horn

You feel hollow
but that weakness will subside
Old Elijah
Might even take you for a ride

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