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Pagan Moon

by Leche / Borzoi

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Federale gumshoe out on the town Sniffing out crooked shit that's going down But Carl's banging snake juice way underground Please Mr. Preacher won't you save our sauce Carl's banging snake juice don't break no laws So the preacher man rallied the klan to his cause Storming through the fields in the pale moonlight Pitchforks gleaming and their ready to fight You can see the demon by the red in his eyes Federale man crawling round in the straw Federale man takes a boot to the jaw No trial no jury just turn him to slaw Chug Chug Chug Delicate taste of the swamp water slime Chug Chug Chug Invigorate your body and soothe your mind A yank don't know a hillbilly's juice And how much a southerner's willing to lose When a fancy pants comes down to steal his booze But Carl spiked the punch with asbestos and lye And caused half the townsfolk to curl up and die But some of the residents are still alive Susabelle's leg got hooked like a Jake Jedidiah's leg got hooked like a Jake Danny boy's leg got hooked like a Jake Old Mr. Tucky got hooked like a Jake Brother Bill's leg got hooked like a Jake Everyone in town got bit by the snake Chug Chug Chug Delicate taste of the swamp water slime Chug Chug Chug Invigorate your body and soothe your mind Carl's banging snake juice give it a try Now with an extra hint of ginger and lye Only drink a cup or you're legally blind
Incorrect password try it again Terry is a no-show try another friend Message won't deliver when you press send Is this not the end, tell me is this is this not the end? Is this not the end, is this is this not the end? Sleeping sitting upright, dreaming straight ahead Living in the terminal this seat is now your bed Battery is critical phone is almost dead Now you're all alone with this existential dread Is this is not the end, is this is this not the end? You're shaken awake by a stern looking man Ya gotta leave now and no you cannot use the can He's got his own problems he hopes you understand Now you're all alone, tell me what's the fucking plan? Is this is this not the end, is this is this not the end?
83 was my fucking jam Cause Reagan was my fucking man At least he had a fucking plan Staying true to our fucking brand These kids today don't know what's good The only thing they burn is wood But rock and roll will never die Cause I won't play until I'm high No snow no show If you ain't got the snow Then you ain't got a show Off the plane I'm hella smashed I'm only here to make some cash Next time I see your camera flash I'm hopping down to kick you ass You think it can't get any worse I'll walk off during a fucking verse Last time I stayed they called a hearse Cause I threw up in my woman's purse No snow no show If you ain't got the snow Then you ain't got a show Keep Britain white is what I said But it's not what I meant when I said I was in the bathroom getting head Give me the white before I'm dead Folks round here can't take a joke Guess my tour's gone up in smoke You'd think these lilies'd fucking know No snow no show No snow no show If you ain't got the snow Then you ain't got a show
Nice (Nice) You look so nice (Nice) You look so nice (Nice) Walking down the Walmart Aisle You look so nice (Nice) You’re buying that dish soap (Pomegranate) It’s pomegranate scented (ooh) It smells so nice (Nice) Smells so nice Your dishes smell so nice (Holy shit) I bet they smell so nice (You’re fucking amazing) Now won’t you take me home Put me in your pantry babe (What kind of wine do you have?) And I would be so nice (So nice) Be so nice You’re so nice
I jay walk out near sixth street County 5 0 just sees a slab of meat They hold me down to tenderize Beating my ass until the fucking sunrise Stop resisting I know cops gotta job to do But they shouldn't beat my balls black and blue I guess the old protect and serve Means bloodying my ass out on the curb Stop resisting
When you go down to the river Bring a bible and some rope One will help you find a savior The others for when you've lost all hope I have heard the fire sermons I have felt forgotten fears I've seen pudgy men on pulpits Complain about Islam and queers And the only thing I ever learned Was how to turn on repentant tears When you feel that flock turn on you After tithing away your years Yeah you feel it growin' bigger deep inside You might reach it But it'll sure take some astro glide They still ask me if I'm coming To service on christmas morn To congregate with my fellow fish To get myself reborn And as I look into that face I loved My past and present torn I spit into that blind faith's eye Till Gabriel blows his horn You feel hollow but that weakness will subside Old Elijah Might even take you for a ride


“Best thing to come out of Austin this year so far”
– Steve Pike

“At best I can say that the split did grow on me after a couple listens. At worst it’s something new on the merch table for the coming tour and hell… better to record and release than to have never recorded at all.”
– Brian Audette of OVRLD

Leche / Borzoi's Tour Dates:

6/22 - ATX // BEERLAND w/ Vampyre and Super Thief
6/23 - DALLAS, TX // SPINSTER RECORDS w/ Thin Skin and Avery Boner & the Blonde Dicks
6/24 - MEMPHIS, TN // MURPHY'S w/ Faux Killers and Data Drums
6/25 - LOUISVILLE // QUIZNOS PARKING LOT w/ Dog Surgery and Colon Cleanze
6/26 - MONTCLAIR, NJ // MEATLOCKER w/ Dog Date and PA Angelo
6/27 - TRENTON, NJ // MILLHILL BASEMENT w/ Spowder, Glazer, and TBA
6/28 - PHILADELPHIA, PA // KUNG FU NECKTIE w/ Throbbing Chakra and BLEEDERS
6/29 - BALTIMORE, MD // JOE SQUARED PIZZA w/ Canker Blossom and Auxiliary Mammals
6/30 - SOMERVILLE, MA // PA'S LOUNGE w/ Summer Beard and Birds of Spray
7/1 - MANHATTAN, NY // CAKE SHOP w/ Darkwing and SUPER FM
7/2 - BROOKLYN, NY // SHEA STADIUM w/ Bees and Beth Israel
7/3 - NASHVILLE, TN // DRKMTTR w/ Negra!
7/4 - ATX // CHEER UP CHARLIE'S w/ Night Court and Popper Burns

Professionally Mixed by Mix Meister Max


released June 15, 2016



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