TV Dinner

by Betty Goop

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released March 26, 2020

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Track Name: Hello
Sugar bomb first in line
Icicle inside my mind
Swallow hard feelin’ fine

Slimy lip nasty shirt
Choke it down til it hurt
Tear it up make it squirt

Sick’n dick’n lick’n chicken
Gimme cream n’ let it thick’n
Mama freak'n feet n’ trick’n

Slurpy tickle sweaty pickle
Tubby tummy belly tickle
Licky licky poppy sicle

HELLO
Track Name: Angler
I wish you’d come thru
Found her gym shoes
I’m cryin’ into
Wrinkled tissue

Swim to the abyss!
Like an angler fish,
I’m bigger than
The men around me.

Jelly jelly sandals!
Slippin up at Randall’s
Drunk, but I’ll buy
All the ice cream

Float to the top
Sun burns my eyes
Low where it’s deep
Wish I was her tonight
Above me, they laugh
Below them I cry

It’s just nature
Nature
Nature
Nature
Nature on the tv x 4

If I want to see someone die in a cage
I’ll just look in a mirror thanks x 4
Track Name: Kitty
At night, I close my eyes
I wait for her surprise
Baby, get down from that tree!
Oh won’t you come along with me?

There she is x 6

There she is
Short hair
Striped clothes
Pink beans
And a drippy wet nose
Where? There. Where? There. Where? There. Where?
There. Where? There. Where? There. Where? There. x 2

There she is x 4

Kitty’s in my lap
She’s on the bed, on the floor
Wandering behind the door
And anywhere you don’t want her to be x2

She’s in my lap
The bed, the floor x 2

There she is
Short hair
Striped clothes
Pink beans
And a drippy wet nose
Where? There. Where? There. Where? There. Where?
There. Where? There. Where? There. Where? There.
There she is!
Track Name: Flavortown
I took a train through the mountain range
A stranger pulls up to my right.
He said, I see you’re lookin’ to get away,
With flames runnin’ down his side.

I said, Where did you come from, baby?
Some kinda polyester island?
I saw my awkward smile in his Oakleys
His hair peaked harder than diamonds

He said, lemme take you to Flavortown
We can marinade overnight
It’s where the flavor lives
So good, you’re gonna die

Lemme take you to Flavortown
You can taste the sights and sounds
You want a piece of me?
Break off a piece of you!

I started to get worried when
He drank a jar of brine
He smiled and reassured me
He said everything would be fine

Parked his Camaro on a snowy cliff
He laughed and threw away the keys
He said, if you wanna live my dude,
You’d better follow my recipe

He said, lemme take you to Flavortown
We can marinade overnight
It’s where the flavor lives
So good, you’re gonna die

Lemme take you to Flavortown
You can taste the sights and sounds
You want a piece of me?
Break off a piece of you!

Hey everybody! I'M GUY FIERI! Welcome to Flavortown. I'm your host as we splash some rub on that hog and climb aboard. Uh-Oh, you wanna put it on a flip flop? This is money, baby! Big bites only!

The Camaro smelled like chipotle mayo
A grill popped out of his trunk
Licking blood from his fingertips, he said
“It’s time to start the festival of funk!”

Paralyzed, he offered me a bite
He was tender to his core
Tastes so good, I can’t remember my name
Each bite left me wanting more

Oh I think I’m in Flavortown
Tell me how you made the brine!
I don’t really wanna live
If it means the flavor dies

Lemme take you to Flavortown
You can taste the sights and sounds
You want a piece of me?
Break off a piece of you!
Track Name: Shit Bug
Show me your true self,
Naughty under the nice
I’ll keep it secret at a price

We’ll carve out a way to the other side
Might make it tonight but this world is gray

Peel your skin off shit bug!
You’re empty inside
I’ll peel it off
The skin you’re hiding behind

Hear it screaming all the time
Let it out x 4
Let me out x 4

Show me your true self
Naughty under the nice
I’ll keep it secret at a price

We’ll carve out a way to the other side
Might make it tonight but this world is gray

Peel your skin off shit bug!
You’re empty inside
I’ll peel it off
The skin you’re hiding behind

Hear it screaming all the time
Let it out x 4
Let me out x 4

Growing fresh and tall
Sticky seeds press on
Through the rocks and mud
Far away from bugs
Far away from bugs
I just want to see
Want to see the sun
Shine down on me

A flower
A flower has bloomed
A flower
A flower has bloomed
Terrified, No one had seen a flower before
Bloom in the rain

A flower
A flower has bloomed
A flower
A flower has bloomed
Shitbugs in the mud
Turn and face a different direction

A flower
A flower has bloomed
A flower
A flower has bloomed
No other side
When you live your shitty life
Faced away
Bloom in the rain

A flower
A flower has bloomed
A flower
Track Name: Selfish
I’m not evil just a fool
Set my house on fire for you
Selfish
Bodies on the pyre
Selfish
Smoke goes higher n’ higher
Selfish

Really not so cruel
‘Cause I do it all for you
Hoping that one day
Maybe you could love me too
Selfish

Kill in the name of love
Gonna wipe off all the blood
Selfish
How many have to die
Selfish
I’ll stick by your side
Selfish
Really not so cruel
‘Cause I do it all for you
Hoping that one day
Maybe you could love me too
Track Name: Slippy
Pink glasses
Shone at me
Pink glasses
Reflect the street

Pink glasses
Hard and sweet
Pink glasses
Never needed me
Never needed me!

I try to treat you
Like everyone else
I cross my arms and stare stare stare at the door
I’ll never say it
But oh I wish there was more

To make it fade
This heartburn lasts for days
Tryna hide my face
A dizzy moth in flames
When you say my name
Oh it could be arranged
Love that’s worth the pain
Wrap me around the stake

Wrap me ‘round the stake and make me
Hot hot hot x 8

Fingertip slips
Condensation
At your window
Cold and patient
A moth flies
Into your light
Crackles and dies

I try to treat you
Like anyone else
I cross my arms and I stare stare stare at the door
You know I’ll never say it
But oh I wish there was more!
To make it fade
The heartburn lasts for days
I’m tryna hide my face
A dizzy moth in flames
When you say my name
Oh it could be arranged
Love that’s worth the pain
Wrap me around the stake

Wrap me ‘round the stake and make me
Hot hot hot x 12
Track Name: Honkey Donkerz
When you feel a lil rumble in yer tummy
Need a lotta food but ain't got a lotta money
Come on down to Donkey town

The American way,
We killed a hundred horses to make this sauce
Grass fed, I like to cough
Whipped cream I’ll lick it off
I got the mayo boys in the bag
With that extra cash,
Shakin’ that ass
Just horsin' around, horsin' around, horsin' around

Oh I think I farted...
Finish what I started!
Oh my god I farted...
Finish what I started!

Sushi, dipped in chocolate jizzle
Calamari with that beefy pizzle
Made me sick I can't help it
Goddammit!
I want it naked, all beef
Lactose intolerant, more cheese!
Just horsin' around, horsin around, horsin around

Oh I think I farted...
Finish what I started!
Oh my god I sharted...
Finish what I started!
Track Name: Chicken in a UFO
Fuzzy pink jelly bean with a chipped tooth
My lint! My lint! My lint! My lint!
Living on a farm with an old man’s abuse
Violent, violent, violent, violent!
Nothing ever grows and nobody knows just what you say
Courage is being scared but doing it anyway

Oh Muriel, he’s not the one you love anymore
Incurable, his feathers grow like sweat from every pore
Oh Muriel, he’s not the one you love anymore
It’s difficult to understand but please don’t get the door!

Fuzzy pink jelly bean with a chipped tooth
My lint! My lint! My lint! My lint!
Living on a farm with an old man’s abuse
Violent, violent, violent, violent!
Nothing ever grows and nobody knows just what you say
Courage is being scared but doing it anyway

Oh Muriel he’s not the one you love anymore
Incurable, his feathers grow like sweat from every pore
Oh Muriel, he’s not the one you love anymore
It’s difficult to understand but please don’t get the door!

No one can save you in nowhere like I do
No one can save you in nowhere x 4

Return the slab x 2

Fuzzy pink jelly bean with a chipped tooth
My lint! My lint! My lint! My lint!
Living on a farm with an old man’s abuse
Violent, violent, violent, violent!
Nothing ever grows and nobody knows just what you say
Courage is being scared but doing it anyway
Track Name: Heaven's Gate
Like a lightbulb you’re screwed up
It takes years to unplug
It takes time to let go of love
And face those who
deprived you of x 2

It’s wonderful you’re searching
See, I’m an interesting person
Unconventional and important

Like a lightbulb you’re screwed up
It takes years to unplug
It takes time to let go of love
And face those who deprive you of x 2

Love is a healing remedy
I’ll help you leave this place
With chilly hands and a shrouded face
I’m keenly narcissistic
Ballistic shock to the system
I’m the authentic genius

Our love will stretch ‘cross time and space
We’ll meet again in another place
If we can’t live in peace
We’ll die in peace
At heaven’s gate
I’ll show you my love

Levels above but here to say
At heaven’s gate
I’ll show you the way
We’ll meet again
across time and space
At heaven’s gate
I’ll show you my love

Like a lightbulb you’re screwed up
It takes years to unplug
It takes time to let go of love
And face those who deprive you of x 5

Love is a healing remedy
It’s wonderful and it’s working
If we can’t live in peace
We’ll die in pieces!

Our love will stretch ‘cross time and space
We’ll meet again in another place
If we can’t live in peace-
Our love will stretch ‘cross time and space
We’ll meet again in another place
If we can’t live in peace-
Our love will stretch ‘cross time and space
We’ll meet again in another place
If we can’t live in peace
We’ll die in peace, at heaven’s gate
I’ll show you my love

Level’s above but here to say
At heaven’s gate I’ll show you the way
We’ll meet again
across time and space
At heaven’s gate
I’ll show you my love
Track Name: Poochinski
How many years?
I can’t be sure
Since my body ages
Seven times more
The red and Blue light
Washes into my drink
As I cruise down the backstreets
Of my precinct

Shitting outside is nice
But it’s not the same
No it’s not the same
They got me howling at the moon
Since they switched my brain
Now all I have is my name
They call me…

Poochinski
He’s the dog for the job
Surprise!
They call me, Poochinski
Good dog, bad cop

Wish I could go out
And wear something nice
Maybe spend time with Claire
At arm wrestle night
But I lost my body
And I lost my wife
Things might be different
But it’s still my life!

Shitting outside is nice
But it’s not the same
No, it’s not the same
They got me howling at the moon
Since they switched my brain
All I have is my name
They call me…

Poochinski
He’s the dog for the job
I got a hairy back
The call me, Poochinski
Good dog, bad cop

Staring at my empty bowl
And I don’t need it
Wait until the next patrol
And i don’t see it x 2

They got me
How-ow-ow-ow-owl … x3

How many years?
I can’t be sure.
Since my body ages
Seven times more
The red and blue light
Washes into my drink
As I cruise down the backstreets
of my precinct

Shitting outside is nice
But it’s not the same
It’s really not the same
Got me howlin’ at the moon
Since they switched my brain
I think I’m going insane...

Poochinski
He’s the dog for the job
This is ridiculous
They call me Poochinski
Good dog, bad cop

Staring at my empty bowl
And I don’t need it
Wait until the next patrol
And I don’t see it x 2

They got me
How-ow-ow-ow-owl … x6

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