TV Dinner

by Betty Goop

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1.
Hello 01:36
Sugar bomb first in line Icicle inside my mind Swallow hard feelin’ fine Slimy lip nasty shirt Choke it down til it hurt Tear it up make it squirt Sick’n dick’n lick’n chicken Gimme cream n’ let it thick’n Mama freak'n feet n’ trick’n Slurpy tickle sweaty pickle Tubby tummy belly tickle Licky licky poppy sicle HELLO
2.
Angler 02:13
I wish you’d come thru Found her gym shoes I’m cryin’ into Wrinkled tissue Swim to the abyss! Like an angler fish, I’m bigger than The men around me. Jelly jelly sandals! Slippin up at Randall’s Drunk, but I’ll buy All the ice cream Float to the top Sun burns my eyes Low where it’s deep Wish I was her tonight Above me, they laugh Below them I cry It’s just nature Nature Nature Nature Nature on the tv x 4 If I want to see someone die in a cage I’ll just look in a mirror thanks x 4
3.
Kitty 02:52
At night, I close my eyes I wait for her surprise Baby, get down from that tree! Oh won’t you come along with me? There she is x 6 There she is Short hair Striped clothes Pink beans And a drippy wet nose Where? There. Where? There. Where? There. Where? There. Where? There. Where? There. Where? There. x 2 There she is x 4 Kitty’s in my lap She’s on the bed, on the floor Wandering behind the door And anywhere you don’t want her to be x2 She’s in my lap The bed, the floor x 2 There she is Short hair Striped clothes Pink beans And a drippy wet nose Where? There. Where? There. Where? There. Where? There. Where? There. Where? There. Where? There. There she is!
4.
Flavortown 03:41
I took a train through the mountain range A stranger pulls up to my right. He said, I see you’re lookin’ to get away, With flames runnin’ down his side. I said, Where did you come from, baby? Some kinda polyester island? I saw my awkward smile in his Oakleys His hair peaked harder than diamonds He said, lemme take you to Flavortown We can marinade overnight It’s where the flavor lives So good, you’re gonna die Lemme take you to Flavortown You can taste the sights and sounds You want a piece of me? Break off a piece of you! I started to get worried when He drank a jar of brine He smiled and reassured me He said everything would be fine Parked his Camaro on a snowy cliff He laughed and threw away the keys He said, if you wanna live my dude, You’d better follow my recipe He said, lemme take you to Flavortown We can marinade overnight It’s where the flavor lives So good, you’re gonna die Lemme take you to Flavortown You can taste the sights and sounds You want a piece of me? Break off a piece of you! Hey everybody! I'M GUY FIERI! Welcome to Flavortown. I'm your host as we splash some rub on that hog and climb aboard. Uh-Oh, you wanna put it on a flip flop? This is money, baby! Big bites only! The Camaro smelled like chipotle mayo A grill popped out of his trunk Licking blood from his fingertips, he said “It’s time to start the festival of funk!” Paralyzed, he offered me a bite He was tender to his core Tastes so good, I can’t remember my name Each bite left me wanting more Oh I think I’m in Flavortown Tell me how you made the brine! I don’t really wanna live If it means the flavor dies Lemme take you to Flavortown You can taste the sights and sounds You want a piece of me? Break off a piece of you!
5.
Shit Bug 03:08
Show me your true self, Naughty under the nice I’ll keep it secret at a price We’ll carve out a way to the other side Might make it tonight but this world is gray Peel your skin off shit bug! You’re empty inside I’ll peel it off The skin you’re hiding behind Hear it screaming all the time Let it out x 4 Let me out x 4 Show me your true self Naughty under the nice I’ll keep it secret at a price We’ll carve out a way to the other side Might make it tonight but this world is gray Peel your skin off shit bug! You’re empty inside I’ll peel it off The skin you’re hiding behind Hear it screaming all the time Let it out x 4 Let me out x 4 Growing fresh and tall Sticky seeds press on Through the rocks and mud Far away from bugs Far away from bugs I just want to see Want to see the sun Shine down on me A flower A flower has bloomed A flower A flower has bloomed Terrified, No one had seen a flower before Bloom in the rain A flower A flower has bloomed A flower A flower has bloomed Shitbugs in the mud Turn and face a different direction A flower A flower has bloomed A flower A flower has bloomed No other side When you live your shitty life Faced away Bloom in the rain A flower A flower has bloomed A flower
6.
Selfish 00:53
I’m not evil just a fool Set my house on fire for you Selfish Bodies on the pyre Selfish Smoke goes higher n’ higher Selfish Really not so cruel ‘Cause I do it all for you Hoping that one day Maybe you could love me too Selfish Kill in the name of love Gonna wipe off all the blood Selfish How many have to die Selfish I’ll stick by your side Selfish Really not so cruel ‘Cause I do it all for you Hoping that one day Maybe you could love me too
7.
Slippy 03:53
Pink glasses Shone at me Pink glasses Reflect the street Pink glasses Hard and sweet Pink glasses Never needed me Never needed me! I try to treat you Like everyone else I cross my arms and stare stare stare at the door I’ll never say it But oh I wish there was more To make it fade This heartburn lasts for days Tryna hide my face A dizzy moth in flames When you say my name Oh it could be arranged Love that’s worth the pain Wrap me around the stake Wrap me ‘round the stake and make me Hot hot hot x 8 Fingertip slips Condensation At your window Cold and patient A moth flies Into your light Crackles and dies I try to treat you Like anyone else I cross my arms and I stare stare stare at the door You know I’ll never say it But oh I wish there was more! To make it fade The heartburn lasts for days I’m tryna hide my face A dizzy moth in flames When you say my name Oh it could be arranged Love that’s worth the pain Wrap me around the stake Wrap me ‘round the stake and make me Hot hot hot x 12
8.
When you feel a lil rumble in yer tummy Need a lotta food but ain't got a lotta money Come on down to Donkey town The American way, We killed a hundred horses to make this sauce Grass fed, I like to cough Whipped cream I’ll lick it off I got the mayo boys in the bag With that extra cash, Shakin’ that ass Just horsin' around, horsin' around, horsin' around Oh I think I farted... Finish what I started! Oh my god I farted... Finish what I started! Sushi, dipped in chocolate jizzle Calamari with that beefy pizzle Made me sick I can't help it Goddammit! I want it naked, all beef Lactose intolerant, more cheese! Just horsin' around, horsin around, horsin around Oh I think I farted... Finish what I started! Oh my god I sharted... Finish what I started!
9.
Fuzzy pink jelly bean with a chipped tooth My lint! My lint! My lint! My lint! Living on a farm with an old man’s abuse Violent, violent, violent, violent! Nothing ever grows and nobody knows just what you say Courage is being scared but doing it anyway Oh Muriel, he’s not the one you love anymore Incurable, his feathers grow like sweat from every pore Oh Muriel, he’s not the one you love anymore It’s difficult to understand but please don’t get the door! Fuzzy pink jelly bean with a chipped tooth My lint! My lint! My lint! My lint! Living on a farm with an old man’s abuse Violent, violent, violent, violent! Nothing ever grows and nobody knows just what you say Courage is being scared but doing it anyway Oh Muriel he’s not the one you love anymore Incurable, his feathers grow like sweat from every pore Oh Muriel, he’s not the one you love anymore It’s difficult to understand but please don’t get the door! No one can save you in nowhere like I do No one can save you in nowhere x 4 Return the slab x 2 Fuzzy pink jelly bean with a chipped tooth My lint! My lint! My lint! My lint! Living on a farm with an old man’s abuse Violent, violent, violent, violent! Nothing ever grows and nobody knows just what you say Courage is being scared but doing it anyway
10.
Like a lightbulb you’re screwed up It takes years to unplug It takes time to let go of love And face those who deprived you of x 2 It’s wonderful you’re searching See, I’m an interesting person Unconventional and important Like a lightbulb you’re screwed up It takes years to unplug It takes time to let go of love And face those who deprive you of x 2 Love is a healing remedy I’ll help you leave this place With chilly hands and a shrouded face I’m keenly narcissistic Ballistic shock to the system I’m the authentic genius Our love will stretch ‘cross time and space We’ll meet again in another place If we can’t live in peace We’ll die in peace At heaven’s gate I’ll show you my love Levels above but here to say At heaven’s gate I’ll show you the way We’ll meet again across time and space At heaven’s gate I’ll show you my love Like a lightbulb you’re screwed up It takes years to unplug It takes time to let go of love And face those who deprive you of x 5 Love is a healing remedy It’s wonderful and it’s working If we can’t live in peace We’ll die in pieces! Our love will stretch ‘cross time and space We’ll meet again in another place If we can’t live in peace- Our love will stretch ‘cross time and space We’ll meet again in another place If we can’t live in peace- Our love will stretch ‘cross time and space We’ll meet again in another place If we can’t live in peace We’ll die in peace, at heaven’s gate I’ll show you my love Level’s above but here to say At heaven’s gate I’ll show you the way We’ll meet again across time and space At heaven’s gate I’ll show you my love
11.
Poochinski 06:44
How many years? I can’t be sure Since my body ages Seven times more The red and Blue light Washes into my drink As I cruise down the backstreets Of my precinct Shitting outside is nice But it’s not the same No it’s not the same They got me howling at the moon Since they switched my brain Now all I have is my name They call me… Poochinski He’s the dog for the job Surprise! They call me, Poochinski Good dog, bad cop Wish I could go out And wear something nice Maybe spend time with Claire At arm wrestle night But I lost my body And I lost my wife Things might be different But it’s still my life! Shitting outside is nice But it’s not the same No, it’s not the same They got me howling at the moon Since they switched my brain All I have is my name They call me… Poochinski He’s the dog for the job I got a hairy back The call me, Poochinski Good dog, bad cop Staring at my empty bowl And I don’t need it Wait until the next patrol And i don’t see it x 2 They got me How-ow-ow-ow-owl … x3 How many years? I can’t be sure. Since my body ages Seven times more The red and blue light Washes into my drink As I cruise down the backstreets of my precinct Shitting outside is nice But it’s not the same It’s really not the same Got me howlin’ at the moon Since they switched my brain I think I’m going insane... Poochinski He’s the dog for the job This is ridiculous They call me Poochinski Good dog, bad cop Staring at my empty bowl And I don’t need it Wait until the next patrol And I don’t see it x 2 They got me How-ow-ow-ow-owl … x6

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