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America's Funniest Home Videos Theme Song

from Dipshitticus by Trashdog

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lyrics

It’s labor day
A holiday
No school
No rules
My friends are here
And my family
We’re having such a ball

Everybody was having some fun but then they looked my way when i started to run
because I tried to get to the swimming pool quick but then i cut a fart when i started to slip
And then I tried to balance and blew out my speedo and then i tumbled head first right into the cheetos
While my loving parents just stood by and laughed and hit record

On hi-8 tape
Shipped out flat rate
Whats that you say
The telephone
its abc
And they asked for me
We’re going to LA

They all laugh when I fall on my head but I am just a kid and I’m tryin my best
It kinda makes me sad that they’re laughing at me but then i’ve gotta clap when I’m on the tv
When all the flashing lights started point at me and i can see my family startin to scream
Thats when the host comes out with a novelty check and i’m like what

whats that you say
we’re gettin paid
Guess that’s okay
More than okay
I could fall down again
I could trip I could slip
And tumble every day

makin millions of dollars a year now that my fallin down has become a career
i don’t know how i came to be truly revered or when my drug addiction became so severe
but now i’m all strung out and im broke in LA and beggin people just so i can get paid but then the paparrazi are following me they called up TMZ with some gutting exposures
after rehab i wrote up a book but now everybody just thinks im a crook
When i was just a kid who was tryin his best my god i’m
Just a kid and i’m tryin my best
oh god i’m
woops

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from Dipshitticus, released December 10, 2019

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