Leche - Cum Get Mi Claus ft. Eric McCoy

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Another day another dose
I do what I like most
Trippin balls
Chief Pall Malls
In public bathroom stalls
Dosing strangers
Lude behavior
Pissing in mangers
Getting in dangers
Think I'm on the naughty list
Cause I'm in a cult

Cause it's yo ho ho down the chimney
Santa Clause is coming to get me

Well I guess I'm on the naughty list
Cause Santa Clause is fucking pissed
I saw him on the NBC
Making wild threats at me
He said he'd rip my ass in two
And I don't know what I should do
So I've been hiding in my house since 1992

Cause it's yo ho ho down the chimney
Santa Clause is coming to get me

Burned my eyes out late at night
Went to the store to get some Sprite
Moon shining high up above me
With squad cars at my house
That fucker burned it down
The mystery box was a bit of plastique

Cause it's yo ho ho down the chimney
Santa Clause is coming to get me

Taking gnarly shits
While my wife's getting lit
I can't say I was good
But I never understood
Why buying beer for kids
Is a knack we forbid
And why the cops gotta stop my backyard wrestling league

Cause it's yo ho ho down the chimney
Santa Clause is coming to get me

I missed my wife's birthday
To go to Bass Pro Shop
The finest fishing pole instead of new earrings
Put it on credit and then shred the bill
Middle finger to the coal underneath my tree

Cause it's yo ho ho down the chimney
Santa Clause is coming to get me

Y'know I board up my door
And I sleep on the floor
Cause he's coming tonight
But I'm ready to fight
I got the mines in the ground
And there's guns all around
But that fat fucker still found my chimney somehow

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Well, looks like the the boys are up to their old tricks again - this time on Christmas day. Hope they can get out of this sticky pickle. Welp, see you in the new year.

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Good tunes.

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from Christmas Throwdown, released December 25, 2015

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