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The Hotdog Vendors - Final Supermarket Fantasy

from Welcome to Enjoy by Digital Hotdogs

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I'm so fucking fat
She won't even look at me
In my cargo shorts and my ATLUS tee
She's got a cloth bag full of fruit to juice
I'm sipping on a Moutain Dew

I'm dripping sweat from head to toe
I want her number or DS Friend Code
She looks a lot like Tifa Lockheart
Gotta hide my boner with a shopping cart

Take my big hand and let's elope
To akihibara in tokyo
We'll recite our vows in Nihon-Go
Yeah I'll be Raiden and you'll be Rose
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If life was like my RPGs
Everything would be in Japanese
All the chicks would party with me
If life was like my RPGs

If I could level up in life
I'd grind it out just like Cloud Strife
Until I could call you my wife
We could play Xenosaga all fucking night
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If you could heal, I'd be your tank
Send dirty tells and then go gank
We could party all night long
But keep it down don't wake my mom
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If life was like my RPGs
Everything would be in Japanese
All the chicks would party with me
If life was like my RPGs
If I could level up in life
I'd grind it out just like Cloud Strife
Until I could call you my wife
We could play Disgaea all fucking night
If I was Squall you'd be my girl
We'd take the Ragnarok for a whirl
But real life's here in Aisle 3
Where you're intentionally avoiding me
If I was Squall you'd be my girl
We'd take the Ragnarok for a whirl
But real life's here in Aisle 3
Where you just called security on me

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from Welcome to Enjoy, released June 1, 2014

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