Leche - No Kisses From My Sweet

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See how they treated me
on Christmas Eve this year
My wife hit me in the eye
Handing me a beer
I was twelve strong ales deep
and was rolling up a spliff
i thought that she’d be grateful
for this very special gift
but she was screaming bloody murder
bout the honey roasted ham
And all that I could think
Was that I didn’t give a damn
cause i took my 80 dollars
and i blew it on a gram
Now I’m pushing up my sleeves
to wrestle with my brother

No kisses from my sweet
On Christmas Eve this year
I smoked all the mistletoe
Thinking it was pot
Now I’m passed out on the floor
With the in-laws at the door
No kisses from my sweet
On Christmas Eve this year

See how they treated me
on Christmas Eve this year
The foreman laid me off
And then kicked me in the rear
Wiped his ass with my check
And flung me out the door
Just because I asked him
For another 20 more
All my boy asked for Christmas
Was a book about a dog
But I guess he’ll have to settle
For a blackcat and a frog
God only gave one gift this year
Which sadly ain’t divorce
And that’s a court date with the judge
on January fourth

No kisses from my sweet
On Christmas Eve this year
I smoked all the mistletoe
Thinking it was pot
Now I’m passed out on the floor
With the in-laws at the door
No kisses from my sweet
On Christmas Eve this year

Rich man took my job
And rich man made me drink
Rich man made me sleep
When I got behind the wheel
Rich man took my sense
And rich man made me toke
Rich man made me kick
My daughter in the throat
Rich man took my pride
And rich man made me strip
Rich man spread me wide
And he didn’t leave a tip
Rich man took my life away
And made me live in fear
Oh Rich man won’t you leave me be
in the brand new year

No kisses from my sweet
On Christmas Eve this year
I smoked all the mistletoe
Thinking it was pot
Now I’m passed out on the floor
With the in-laws at the door
No kisses from my sweet
On Christmas Eve this year

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from Christmas Throwdown, released December 25, 2015

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