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The Lament of Ted Nugget

from Still Puffin' by Leche

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No good woman,
Crown on her head,
Turn me to flesh.
Slapped me dead,
I gave my love
A golden head,
But with her
it didn't mesh.

Down the aisle of a Baptist church,
Wore a red tux and a golden watch
My head pumped full with psilocybin .
Clothes stretched tight all over my skin.

He felt like a million bucks,
That boy in a tux

I winked and said this will be life
But that cowgirl had a palm like a knife,
When I was asked to take my vow.
Sent me falling like the Dow.

No good woman,
Crown on her head,
Turn me to flesh.
Slapped me dead,
I gave my love
A golden head,
But with her
it didn't mesh.

Six shots later my arms were wide.
I had no gold to give to my bride.
My head was hanging in the gutter.
These last words I tried to utter...

Where has my cowgirl gone?
Were my riches really wrong?

I tried to stand beneath the light,
I guess our marriage was like a kite.
Once the wind died, I got the hiccups
My lukewarm beer kept lunging back up.

No good woman,
Crown on her head,
Turn me to flesh.
Slapped me dead,
I gave my love
A golden head,
But with her
it didn't mesh.

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from Still Puffin', released April 26, 2014

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